CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MAN

BogeyBogey

Sophomore

18 merits

54 days ago

He doesn't sleep - he waits

He blows bubbles with beef jerky

He leds horses to water and makes them drink

He doesn't wear a watch...he decides what time it is

He beat the sun in a stare down competion


2009 - Year of the Bogey
Tucker024Tucker024

Freshman

no merits

54 days ago

When the boogie man goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!

When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down!
I do not run like someone running aimlessly, I do not fight like a boxer beating air. No, I strike a blow to my body and make it my slave... (Corinthians 10:27)
FivepointpalmFivepointpalm

Freshman

5 merits

54 days ago

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
MmafighterMmafighter

Freshman

2 merits

54 days ago

Chuck Norris sued NBC claiming that Law & Order was already trademarked as his left and right leg.

When Chuck Norris jumps in water he doesn't get wet water gets Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris stole the cookie from the cookie jar and you can't do a damn thing about it.

Theres tons of these on ChuckNorrisFacts.comhttp://chucknorrisfacts.com/
Failure is always within arms reach, stay focused!
FivepointpalmFivepointpalm

Freshman

5 merits

54 days ago

i bought the book for 12$ .. there a few funny cartoon pictures in it, which are worth the 12 bucks:)
StaticfeignStaticfeign

Freshman

2 merits

54 days ago

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
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Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
ScruthScruth

Sophomore

17 merits

54 days ago

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
HeavyweightsHeavyweights

Freshman

1 merit

54 days ago

When Chuck Norris works out the weights get stronger.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

AllanAllan

Sophomore

16 merits

54 days ago

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Fear no one, Respect everyone, Love one

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OnlettinggoOnlettinggo

Freshman

2 merits

53 days ago

Chuck Norris doesnt go hunting. He goes killing.
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. You determine your own level of involvement.

It's a maze[ing].
BogeyBogey

Sophomore

18 merits

53 days ago

Chuck Norris can read braille
2009 - Year of the Bogey
LespclwrfrLespclwrfr

Freshman

3 merits

53 days ago

In a fight ...If you can see Chuck Norris...he can see you...!
Consider yourself as good as DEAD...!!! LOL


The true test of ones strength & courage comes from within.

Prepare for the day will come!
Stay Low / Move slow...
Eddie Eddie

Freshman

2 merits

53 days ago

1.Chuck Norris goes to bed with a night lite on not becuase he is afraid of the dark but becuase the dark is afraid of him.
2.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
3.Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
"There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul."
JaquelynkJaquelynk

ON Reps and Sets

5 merits

53 days ago

Chuck Norris blew up the periodic table of elements with the element of surprise....

oh my gosh, this crack me up! Its so funny someone posted this because lately my husband and I have been texting each other Chuck Norris jokes! hahah
Never live with the pain of regret!
Pro FAME Athlete
Oxygen Cover Model
BobBob

Freshman

no merits

53 days ago

When Superman goes to bed, he puts on his Chuck Norris pajamas.
ZeroheroZerohero

Freshman

6 merits

53 days ago

these CN jokes are great... :)

here is one more...

there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures that chuck norris allowed to live.


You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. :)
Vik470Vik470

Freshman

2 merits

52 days ago

LOL .. this is too good...
BogeyBogey

Sophomore

18 merits

35 days ago

Chuck Norris does not wear PINK SHIRTS!!!
2009 - Year of the Bogey
MartylavenderMartylavender

Freshman

2 merits

35 days ago

One time on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris found a baby dear with a broken leg. He healed the deer, then immediately did a round house kick to the deer killing it, so all would know; The Good Chuck Giveth and the Good Chuck taketh away!!


One time Chuck Norris did a round house kick so fast that his foot went back in time and hit Emelia Airhart in the head. Thats why she was never found.
Working out is like a shower, if you don't do it well, you're going to stink!
ScruthScruth

Sophomore

17 merits

34 days ago

HAHAH The second one is hilarious!! That's the first new one I've heard yet!